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Joke of the Day

"Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00"

"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"

"Why does black lives matter affect the postal service? They have white mail privilege."

"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."

"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"

"I'm not a gynechologist But I'll take a look"

"Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?"

"Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies."

"Have you heard about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods... ...?"

"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""