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Joke of the Day

"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."

"Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets."

"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"

"My mom saw me crying in my room and asked what's wrong. I told her I feel like I didn't exist. She told me I do exist because im a pain in the ass."

"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"

"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."

"One of these days you'll see the real me. Probably next week. I'm almost out of concealer."

"""Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!"" ""We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"""

"If I ever start a team, I'm going to name it ""Each Other Off""...That way when we loose a game, the other players will have to tell people they ""beat each other off last night""!!!"

"Is it appropriate to force an adult to wear diapers? Depends."