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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar His alcoholism is tearing his family apart"

"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."

"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"

"How is cunnilingus like riding a bike with an open face helmet? It's a lot of fun as long as you don't end up with bugs in your teeth."

"My black friend wears Ask body spray."

"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."

"Boy, is my face red! Fingering a suspect means something totally different at the police station, you guys."

"The female praying mantis devours her male within minutes of mating, whereas ... the female human stretches it out over a lifetime!"

"Back To School Sadness Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my gun jammed."

"My friend's mouth and tongue were blistering and burning after eating tacos last night... serves him right! I told him not to eat Mexican."