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"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"" - the soundtrack to every Middle Eastern scene in every Hollywood movie."
"Studies show unprotected sex has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer. The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius."
"How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? With Barnacles (bar nickels)"
"What's in Poison Ivy's underpants? Tulips."
"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"
"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."
"First blowjob Guy: I got my first blowjob today. Friend: Was she good? Guy: She sucks."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in vans."
"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."