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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie"
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"In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation."
"What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in?"
"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""
"Every man's dream is to wake up with two women in bed. One saying ""good morning honey"" and the other ""good morning daddy""."
"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"
"Why are elements attracted to the Noble Gasses? Because they're *Noble!*"
"That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive"
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address."
"What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday"