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Joke of the Day
"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."
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"What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo."
"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why do sanitary towel adverts always feature a liquid which is blue? Are aliens their primary customers?"
"What do you call a young plastic covered sheep? Laminated"
"What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey."
"I once saw a midget goalie play 10 consecutive games in a row. After the games I asked if he was sore, and he said ""I'm a little tender""."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way."