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Joke of the Day
"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."
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"Hi I'm here for my vasectomy. ""Would you like that toasted?"" What? ""Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."""
"We named our beautiful daughter after my mother. Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 22 this year!"
"Two cows are standing in a field ...and one says to the other, ""Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease going around?"" And the other one says, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter! PFFFFFT!"""
"If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes."
"What is a short punchy statement? Boxing Midgets."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? *Christopher Walken*"
"What do you call a crocodile in a band? A crocstar"
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""
"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."