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Joke of the Day
"How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!"
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"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"
"I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement."
"Jon Snow contracted malaria after getting stabbed... ""How did you get malaria from a stab?"" ""Malaryan Steel."""
"A magician stopped me in the street. He said, ""Think of a number between 1 and 10."" I said, ""OK."" He said, ""Have you got one?"" I said, ""No, not yet. It's only 12.30."""
"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."
"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."
"What's better than a Kike on a Pike? Two Kikes on a Pike!"
"SOLDIER: Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Foxtrot Lima Yankee India Sierra Delta Oscar Whiskey November CAPTAIN: Lima Oscar Lima!"
"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"