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Joke of the Day

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"

"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."

"What were the infinite number of Indian Mathematicians complaining about? That the Hilbert Hotel didn't book Uncountables."

"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"

"""Paper or plastic?"" I don't know. How can anyone really know? ""Uhh-"" I'm bagnostic"

"What's a donkeys favourite breakfast cereal? Mule-sli"

"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"

"You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal? A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Courtesy of Chuck Palahnuik at his reading for 'Beautiful You' in Phoenix last night."