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Joke of the Day

"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"

"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"

"Are you today's date? because you're an 11/10 (:"

"who was the spiciest man to hit a homer in baseball sammy salsa"

"He held up my pants and said ""Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??"" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go."

"Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie."

"What's the difference between a fort and a fortress? A fortress has breastworks."

"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."

"""I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me"" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool."

"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a whole hotdog? Just one, with ten vegetarian hotdogs."