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Joke of the Day
"who was the spiciest man to hit a homer in baseball sammy salsa"
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"What happens when a lawyer becomes the leader of communities? [deleted]"
"Have you ever seen the serial numbers on a condom? No? You must not roll them back far enough."
"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"
"My friend phoned me up at three in the morning. He said, ""Can you pick me up from the bar?"" I said, ""No mate, my arms aren't that long."""
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"A fish swam into a wall... and said ""dam!"""
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked the problem out with a pencil."
"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."
"Every frozen yogurt store feels like you're hanging out inside a Japanese girl's backpack."