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Joke of the Day

"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."

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"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They go through 50 stories in just a few seconds."
"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."
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"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"