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Joke of the Day

"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"

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"Apparently there's this guy who steals people's poops and ties them together.. I shit you knot."
"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"
"""how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode"" - creator of zebras"
"Did you hear about the hooker who had an appendectomy? Now she makes money on the side."
"What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion? the republican presidential candidates."
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