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Joke of the Day

"If we were in a fight, I'd mop the floor with you... Except I don't do housework."

"Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife."

"worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost"

"Two priest walk into bar and disappointed... there are no young boys there."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*"

"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser"

"Why did so many jews die at Auschwitz? Because the exit doors were coin operated."

"I almost had a three sum last night. I just needed two more people."

"funny? Ordered coffee at Starbucks. He asked my name, so I told him ""Bingo"". When my coffee was ready he shouted ""Bingo...Bingo"". I don't think he thought it was very funny."