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Joke of the Day

"I used to love correcting people's grammar until I realized what I loved more was having friends."

"What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women? They don't work out."

"Whats Black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist."

"Pythagoras was a skeptic... ...but now he believes in angles"

"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."

"A black man went into a bank and asked for a job. ""You're in luck!"" said the manager. $50 thousand a year, and a car!! ""You're joking!"" said the black man. ""Of course I'm joking. But you started it!!"""

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Both of their biggest hits were the wall."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"What a weird thing that a Presidential candidate is like ""I tried to stab my friend"" & his opponents are like ""no you didn't."""