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Joke of the Day

"I thought it was weird when my boss at the bakery asked me to pack fudge Cause we don't sell fudge."

"My friend asked if working at the 'Depot for the Mentally Disabled' was a shitty job I said it had its UPS and its downs."

"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"

"What do you call a person who is half Jewish? Jew-ish"

"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."

"Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back."

"There are two girls sitting at a bar, quietly."

"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."

"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."

"Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it"