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Joke of the Day

"I thought it was weird when my boss at the bakery asked me to pack fudge Cause we don't sell fudge."

"Tim Vine came up to me. I said,""Hey, you're Time Vine!"" He said,""My name's not Tim Vine, it's Timbuktu."" He paused. ""Sorry, I was miles away."""

"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"

"Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then..."

"Pretty cool that the letters ""B.J."" stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."

"What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'"

"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""

"Anne has a will.. Anne has a way.. Anne Hathaway."

"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"