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Joke of the Day

"How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead..."

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter."

"Glad they redesigned Gmail---I've been dying to compose an email farther to the right."

"What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff? A precipuss."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken."

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"

"Why did the blind Jew hate driving in Germany? When it came to speed bumps, he did nazi them coming"

"[shipwreck diary] Day 44: Some of the survivors have resorted to drinking their own piss. Nobody wants to drink mine cos it's 'too chunky'."

"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei"