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Joke of the Day

"SHE sells sea shells by the seashore. HE thinks selling shells is the next big thing. THIS FALL zoey deschabl & bemdict cumblach are, IDIOTS"

"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""

"Q: Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? A: Hot and Cold."

"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid."

"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."

"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."

"Batman: Life isn't a video game. Your actions have consequences *Robin writes 'I'm sorry I forgot to buy Charmin' 100 times on Batpaper*"

"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"

"A baker was killed by a falling metal pan... you could say his death was filled with irony. Ba-Dum-Tsss"