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Joke of the Day

"*sets down half eaten bag of potato chips on the elliptical*"

"I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog. He was riveting."

"""What? Why am I a part of this?"" - the horse you rode in on"

"At Dunkin Donuts- 8: Can I get choc. milk? Me: We have that at home. 8: We have coffee at home too... Me: WHO TAUGHT YOU LOGICAL THINKING?!"

"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"

"Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!"

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance"

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because people are dying to get in."

"England at the Rugby World Cup"