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Joke of the Day

"I set my kid's dollhouse on fire then asked: DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?! DOES BARBIE HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?! Life lessons"

"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."

"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."

"Where's Finnick? Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2."

"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"

"Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby? One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"

"I wanted to try Heroine the other day... But for as long as I tried, I just couldn't fit the courageous female rolemodel into my syringe."

"Liverpool I've been to Liverpool and never walking alone is actually pretty good advice."

"If I could have one superpower it would be knowing definitively if people like me or not"