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Joke of the Day
"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."
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"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"
"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan and broom."
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls"
"*walks up to a group of sad people at a funeral* Do y'all know the wifi password"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"
"Why did the train get hit by lighting? Because of the conductor."
"Satyrs are awesome. The top half of a man. The bottom half of a goat. It's a dream come true for Gay Muslims."