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"Whatever, Usain Bolt. I've been finishing in under 10 seconds for years."
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"Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler."
"Whats so good about german cars? They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"
"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"
"What do women and bass guitars have in common? You have to slap them for people to think you're a good player"
"What were the last words of king Laius? ""Mother fucker."""
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"
"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."
"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"
"greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women."