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Joke of the Day
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood..."
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"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"
"What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."
"Yo momma so dumb... my yoghurt is more cultured than her."
"Apparently they don't use the term ""stealth handjob"" in the UK They call it a ""blanket wanket""."
"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"
"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"What did the chef say to his assistant when he got handed the wrong ingredients? This is neither the thyme nor the plaice."
"George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury."