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Joke of the Day
"If I could have one superpower it would be knowing definitively if people like me or not"
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"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."
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"*gets called a psychopath *googles ""What's the average IQ of a psychopath?"" AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART."
"I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color."
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