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Joke of the Day
"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"
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"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Stagger-saurus."
"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"
"You find out who your real friends are when all you have left to offer is friendship."
"Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA put a man on the moon. We put a bird into pigs."
"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."
"How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ? He looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."
"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"
"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."