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Joke of the Day
"Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?"
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"50's kids probably won't have this... Parents"
"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."
"I went to a shitty store today They only sold stools"
"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"
"I should've been a child star so I could've gotten all my working out of the way and been an accomplished drug addict by now."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowomen Snovaries"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"Today i went to starbucks I got in and ordered a large coffee with milk, and the dude looked at me like i was a lunatic"