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Joke of the Day
"What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!"
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"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't meaa taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."
"Hi Gilded, I am Kind Stranger EDIT: wow i am gilded, thank you kind stranger"
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