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Joke of the Day
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"
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"How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
"What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most."
"Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is."""
"I'm thinking about having an open casket funeral... Remains to be seen. :D"
"I was at a hat shop and the sign read, ""ALL CAPS MUST GO!"" ...and I thought what hypocrites!"
"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"
"[1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away"
"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."
"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jamaal can you please paint the fence""."