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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up? The active french armed forces."
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"Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door"
"the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like ""what should i call this thing that spatulas?"""
"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"
"Today I saw a rock group, but none of the 4 members sang Mount Rushmore was kinda disappointing"
"That awkward moment when u lock binoculars with your neighbor."
"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
"What makes light beer and having sex on a canoe essentially the same thing? They are both fucking close to water."
"I went to a Pantheist forest yesterday. I tried to read the map, but all it said was, ""You are HERE"""
"Some people are glistening beacons of nope."