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Joke of the Day

"This isn't a joke, I'm a Black guy who's in dire need of white jokes.... Give me your best Reddit! ^^^^"

"Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it did we?"

"what did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, I'm dressing!"

"My friend just told me he's opening up an underground water storage facility. Oh, three of them, actually. Well, well, well..."

"My two year-old has begun shouting ""The end!"" in a sing-song voice when he wants you to stop talking to him. Going to try this myself."

"A LAWYER AND A POLITICIAN What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton."

"If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in their recipe."

"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""

"""Here, let me fill your head with a bunch of opinionated bullshit that's not actually news"" - Every major news outlet"

"Received a call from a recruitment consultant. She said to me: ""Sir I have two openings for you...!"" I replied : Yes. I know .There was a long silence and then she hung up."