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Joke of the Day
"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."
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"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later; the other one will see you in a while."
"There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives"
"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."
"Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, still working on it."
"Some call it drug abuse. I say the drugs get what they deserve."
"My mate went for a penis enlargement yesterday. Apparently it's now a foot. Worst plastic surgeon ever..."
"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"
"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
"My apartment is so dirty that I actually lost my last girlfriend to the 5 second rule."