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Joke of the Day
"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."
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"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!"
"Amazon Review: A History of Criminals Not a bad book. Prose and cons."
"Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting."
"""Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?"" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job ""ok"" Number 7 will shock you ""You're hired"""
"What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground? *spits*"
"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
"My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend."
"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."
"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."