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Joke of the Day
"Hi Gilded, I am Kind Stranger EDIT: wow i am gilded, thank you kind stranger"
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"What did the olive say to the drink. Olive you."
"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."
"If you're class of 2020.... then you must have a vision for the future."
"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school. They told me it was too sharp"
"What is Blair Walsh's favorite song? I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out man..."
"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."
"What would Matthew McConaughey eat if he were a horse? McConaugHAY"