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Joke of the Day
"Trick people into thinking you're a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows"
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"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."
"I'm much better at organizing my thoughts on Reddit than I am IRL After all, most of my comments here just have the one point."
"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"
"Notice how ""me"" comes first in merge? There's a reason for that."
"Once Upon a Time Is a brilliant series"
"Did you hear about the Coldplay concert in China last weekend? It was all yellow."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian."
"The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher."
"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."