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Joke of the Day

"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The egg is smoking a cigarette. The chicken turns to the egg and says, well I guess that answers that question."

"This girl told me she liked to be teased in the bedroom so we laid down and I said her new glasses looked stupid and she starts crying. wtf?"

"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."

"My relationship is like 2 Girls 1 Cup It started off beautifully but got shitty real quick."

"Why was the bi-sexual man so healthy? Because he ate plenty of fruits and vag."

"A kid with a speech impediment spends his entire childhood in speech therapy. Youthless"

"I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from"

"Does the KKK still exist? Yeah, they just changed their name to the LAPD..."

"A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore."

"Thanks but I don't need help in your store or any other store. I've been in a ton of stores. I know how they work."