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Joke of the Day

"Don't let that ""Metalica"" t-shirt fool you. She knows every word to Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball"""

"Doctor: are you sexually active? Me: why, what have you heard?"

"Never ask a shepherd how many sheep he owns, I don't think he'd know, he probably falls asleep every time he takes inventory."

"I don't take a duece I make gold like a Lannister."

"She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather"

"What does a bunny do to a bank? Rabbit"

"A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost ?' asked his friends 'No I'm an undercover agent""."

"What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny"

"Mum is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes that's right. Well I don't blame God for chucking her out."

"[hardware store] Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff Wife: Fine Clerk: Can I help you? Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails"