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Joke of the Day

"Don't let that ""Metalica"" t-shirt fool you. She knows every word to Miley Cyrus' ""Wrecking Ball"""

"Children are the gift that keeps on taking."

"What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. We're very efficient and not very humorous"

"What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? Her tits"

"Awkward penguin http://tinypic.com/R/2lcwja/8"

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."

"You're riding the crest of a slump?"

"Donald Trump For President! That was the joke"