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Joke of the Day

"Mum is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes that's right. Well I don't blame God for chucking her out."

"Psychiatrist to the patient: - Your case is clear. You have double personality. Please, pay bill $ 100 for the consultation... - *Keep $ 50. The rest will make the second one*"

"[after lover's spat] ME: Honey. Lamb chop. Sweetie cakes. HER: You're just naming foods. ME: Pumpkin. Muffin. HER: ... ME: Zucchini bread."

"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."

"an octopus is just a wet spider"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !"

"I hope when you get to heaven, they give you a photo album with all the pictures you're in the background of."

"Baby your dirtier than my browsers history!"

"Q: How many racists does it take to change a white bulb oops sorry can I start over"

"A shipment of wigs has been stolen Police are combing the area"