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Joke of the Day

"what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??"

"So I want to write a letter to a deer... I just don't know how to start it off!"

"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"

"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"

"Have you heard Neil Diamonds new Christmas song? I can't recall the lyrics but I remember it had a sweet carol line"

"My friend had to go to the doctor, because all he could see were dicks. Turns out he was cock-eyed."

"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."

"What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs? One is a Tale of Two Cities..."

"Superman: "" I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive"" Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"

"What's black and white and green all over? A black environmentalist."