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Joke of the Day

"What does Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? They both stick their raw meat into five year old buns. It's been almost 6 years...is it okay to make jokes yet?"

"After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones."

"Lassie runs up to Farmer Fred *Bark!* What is it Lassie? *Bark! Bark bark!* What's that girl? Timmy fell down a well! *Bark! Bark bark woof!* Right! I'll say you were here with me the whole time."

"(Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The hell if I know..."

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"what do you get when you put a roofie in lemonade? Lemonlaid."

"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"

"Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper? Sith happens."

"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs You'll find me in my lab"