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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard Neil Diamonds new Christmas song? I can't recall the lyrics but I remember it had a sweet carol line"

"I really liked the movie, Inception. It's so fast paced and keeps moving forward. Except for Mal, she keeps coming back."

"Why can't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."

"If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, ""Yeah, I heard it sucks"""

"What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green."

"Kids are like farts You only accept them if they're yours"

"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."

"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."

"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"