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Joke of the Day

"I Hate Watching Romantic Movies at the Cinema I hate watching romantic movies at the cinema because I'm the only one who laughs, especially at those crying in front of me."

"Imagine PREDATOR is a sequel to E.T. Now enjoy both films more."

"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """

"I have a joke about couches But it's sofa-cking terrible. You don't want to hear it."

"How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!"

"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"

"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"

"If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong."

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"""Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair!"" *A long strand of smelly hair falls out the tower* ""Screw this!"""