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"I quit cold turkey. I just reheat it now."
"[First day as a superhero] Oh hell yeah! *sees a crime happening* Already? Ok... *the bad guy looks really mean* Umm, I'll get the next one"
"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."
"As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime."
"What do you call an std that only reptiles can get? Gatoraids."
"Devil worshipper leader: ""Due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon."" Stan: ""Hey there."""
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"
"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"