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Joke of the Day

"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."

"I'm starting a talent agency that only represents those dudes in rap videos that just sorta stand around looking all hard."

"What are some canned retorts that can be funny in many situations, like ""that's what she said"" or ""let's not and say we did""?"

"""If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you."" - Philosophical soup kitchen chef"

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"

"Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested? Because he needed one."

"M R ducks. M R not ducks. O S A R, C D E D B D wings? L I B, M R ducks."

"During Peter Andre's early acting career he decided to get rid of the X at the end of his name... He was only getting shit rolls."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"