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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an std that only reptiles can get? Gatoraids."
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"Current fitness level: arm is tired from brushing teeth."
"First they came for the people who say ""Awesome sauce,"" and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it."
"Trump is a great guy. He's giving two million illegal immigrants free trips to Mexico."
"What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says to the grasshopper ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" To which the grasshopper responds ""You have a drink named Pete?"""
"Five chickens leave Topeka traveling west at 25 mph. Please help me find them chickens. Those are my chickens."
"Teacher: Ants can lift things that are heavier than they are Kid: How can a thing be heavier than it is? T: No-[sees it's almost 3 pm] Magic"
"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"