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Joke of the Day

"Devil worshipper leader: ""Due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon."" Stan: ""Hey there."""

"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"

"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."

"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."

"It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby."

"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."

"COP: Freeze!!! EXCEL: LOL no problem"

"I made a Freudian slip at the dinner table the other night.. I meant to say to my mother-in-law ""Could you please pass the potatoes?"" But instead I said ""You stupid cow, you have ruined my life."""

"Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head"

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."