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Joke of the Day

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"

"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?"

"What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?"

"Toilet humor So I visited the bathroom this morning and said hey toilet how was your Christmas? Toilet replied probably better than yours, I wasn't visited by a bunch of arses!"

"I fake all my origamis."

"My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. Apparently it was making it difficult to complete the exam."

"Who declared west africa ebola-free? Who declared west africa ebola-free."