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Joke of the Day

"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"

"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."

"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."

"I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face."

"Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race."

"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."

"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."

"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"

"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a bag in my freezer"