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"I like my girls like I like my coffee. In a bag in my freezer"
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"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""
"How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !"
"Where's the middle of nowhere? It's three letters in. ""H""."
"What's the difference between being hard at work and being hard at work. ...you can't be the latter if you're a teacher"
"What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole? Urethra Franklin."
"The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's ""no murder"" resolution."
"Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about Betty Boop drawings."
"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""
"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."