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Joke of the Day
"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"
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"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"
"Never trust an atom. They make up everything."
"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"
"My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years ....and then we met."
"So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star... He was a master of missed erections."
"They're really just ""Grammer Nazis"" But the media keeps calling them ""Alt-Write"""
"#ThoughtsInMyHead 1. How much wine can a cat drink? 2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat? 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat?"
"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"
"If you let Jesus take the wheel... Does that count as ghost riding the whip?"