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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline."
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"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
"Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached."
"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""