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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scottish man The Rolling Stone says, ""Hey you, get off of my cloud."" and the Scottish man says, ""Hey McLeod get off of my ewe."""

"I had sex in an orchard today. I came in cider."

"What do you get when you combine a goat egg and a goat sperm? A Zy-Goat I'll escort myself out."

"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"

"Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy? Because Opey never delivered."

"Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle? The doctors say it's a congenital defect."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"

"Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why."

"Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra"