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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew."
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"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."
"What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans"
"I saw the add on page one. I dont have a reason to stand for cancer. But I do have a reason to sit for diabetes."
"I want to steal someone's phone who has 8000 followers and retweet the fuck out of myself"
"One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"Where do geographers go for a drink? The Isobar"
"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""
"In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car."
"A Rabbi was drinking his Tea. And turned into a Rabbit."