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"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A Padajuan"
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"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."
"Someone with a thick Italian accent walks up to a man and says ""I really like europeanness."""
"I don't have bad posture, my body's just sad."
"Penis nicknames My ex-girlfriend nicknamed my penis after her favorite rapper, Biggie. So I nicknamed her boobs after my favourite country band, Rascal Flatts."
"What is the difference between a paycheck and a cock? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!"
"What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? ""It's stale, mate."""
"How are Oklahoma 3.2 beers like sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"
"Why are there no black people in the game Clue? Because then, it would be called Solved."