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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A Padajuan"

"Did you hear about the epileptic who won the dance contest? He only got up to get a drink."

"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."

"All serial killers... Drinks water..."

"If youre a serial killer & you dont call your murder shack a 'bloodshed,' well I've just about given up on you"

"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"

"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."

"I'm a heavy sleeper. Also, a heavy awaker. Okay, I'm fat."

"What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier? A Drill Sergeant"

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"