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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken."

"It was my birthday last week, I got a dehumidifier and a humidifier.... Put them in the same room, let em fight it out. -Steven Wright"

"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."

"I told my ex girlfriend "" i'll never get over you"". ""i'll have to get up and go around""."

"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""

"My girlfriend has lost all feeling from her waist down.... what an insensitive cunt."

"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."

"Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention."

"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."

"What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin. ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife."