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Joke of the Day

"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."

"Shortest joke about misfortune A seal walks into a club"

"Why did the ghost go to rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"Take my wife, Please!"

"My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandad Not screaming and crying like his passengers."

"As a quiet and skinny person, I feel like we should charge loud and fat people more to ride the subway. It won't be difficult to implement either. All we would need to do is charge them by volume."

"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"

"Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?"

"What's worse than a blowjob from Willie Nelson? That ain't Willie Nelson."